“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks easts your stomach lining. Asian food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets…well, you all know about that…and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the fluoride and bugs in our drinking water.
However, there is one thing that is more dangerous…we have all eaten it or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
After several seconds of silence, a 76-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and said, “Wedding cake.”