Joke: What Food is Bad for You?

bad foodA diet specialist was addressing an audience at the Wellness Centre in Fichat Street:

“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks easts your stomach lining. Asian food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets…well, you all know about that…and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the fluoride and bugs in our drinking water.

However, there is one thing that is more dangerous…we have all eaten it or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of silence, a 76-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and said, “Wedding cake.”

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About Mike Hampton

Community worker, activist and promoter in Knysna, the prettiest town in South Africa. Avid blogger and owner of Love Knysna which includes the websites Knysna Keep, Knysna Crime Watch, Knysna Schools and Knysna Website Design. He's the founder of Love Knysna Projects, a voluntary association aiming to put educational smiles on children and bring the community of Knysna closer together.

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