Dec. 27: Creedence Clearwater Revival Show at Knysna High School

Clint & Co. performing at Knysna High School - 27.12.2013

The popular Clint & Co. will be performing a Creedence Clearwater Revival Show at Knysna High School during the December holidays. Watch this video from an earlier tribute to get a taste of this band’s awesomeness. … Read the full article…

Violence at Knysna High School

The Knysna-Plett Herald reported today that two 14-year old girls, students at Knysna High School, had stabbed one another with scissors. It is alleged that Danelle Wolmarans, daughter of Knysna’s Mayor, Georlene Wolmarans, had cut another student’s bag which lead to an altercation with Tanya Williams. Tanya allegedly stabbed Danelle who stabbed her in turn. Wounds were not serious enough to require hospitalization. The disciplinary hearing for Tanya has resulted in expulsion. Danelle’s hearing is still underway. When there’s a result, it will be posted on this same page. … Read the full article…

Knysna-Plett Herald Reporter Needs Photo

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A new photographer for the Knysna-Plett Herald was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire in Rheenendal. Smoke at the scene was  too thick to get any good shots so he frantically called the office to hire a helicopter. “It will be waiting for you at the Knysna High School sport grounds,” he was assured by his editor. Sure enough, a helicopter was warming up  on the field when he got there. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, “Let’s go! Let’s go!” The pilot seemed frustrated … Read the full article…

Joke: Correct Language at School

School Cartoon

It was the first day of school after the October holidays. Knysna High School was back in swing and the kids were loudly chatting about what they’d been up to for the past 2 weeks. Suddenly, the new English teacher walked in. His face was so serious that all conversation stopped immediately as they scurried to their seats. The stern teacher silently panned his gaze across all the kids.  After about a minute or so, he spoke.  “From the outset, I want you all to know that there are two … Read the full article…

Jokes About the Recession

Recession Joke

OBITUARY A man from Hornlee died and his wife phoned Action Ads to place an obituary. She said, “This is what I want to print: Marius is dead.” The woman at the newspaper said, “But for R20, you are allowed to print six words.” The widow answered, “OK. Then print: Marius is dead. Toyota for sale.” THE ORDER A Knysna customer sent an order to a Cape Town distributor for a large amount of goods. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid, so he asked his collections … Read the full article…