Jokes About the Recession

OBITUARY A man from Hornlee died and his wife phoned Action Ads to place an obituary. She said, “This is what I want to print: Marius is dead.” The woman at the newspaper said, “But for R20, you are allowed to print six words.” The widow answered, “OK. Then print: Marius is dead. Toyota for sale.” THE ORDER A Knysna customer sent an order to a Cape Town distributor for a large amount of goods. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid, so he asked his collections … Read the full article…