Joke: Why You Must Be Quiet in Church

be quiet in churchA Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to service at the Knysna Methodist Church, “Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

One bright, little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

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Agent for rock 'n roll, social activist, avid blogger and owner of Love Knysna. Projects include Knysna Keep and Knysna Crime Watch which seek truth and transparency from Knysna's leaders. Knysna Schools is a directory for parents seeking information. Knysna Website Design aims to bring Knysna businesses and organizations online cheaply.
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