Joke: The Wrong Card

Joke - Eye LoveWhen Eye Love, the dress shop, opened in Knysna Mall, one of the owner’s friends sent flowers and a card for the occasion.

But when the owner read the card, it said, “Rest in Peace.”

The owner was amused so she called Bunches, the florist, to find out why she’d received such a bizarre card.

The florist said, “Ma’m, I’m really sorry for the mistake! It was a mix-up. Even worse, somewhere there’s a funeral taking place and they have flowers with a note saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.’

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Article by Wicked Mike

Agent for rock 'n roll, social activist, avid blogger and owner of Love Knysna. Projects include Knysna Keep and Knysna Crime Watch which seek truth and transparency from Knysna's leaders. Knysna Schools is a directory for parents seeking information. Knysna Website Design aims to bring Knysna businesses and organizations online cheaply.
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