Joke: Stupid Traffic Cop

A driver was pulled over for running a stop sign in Knysna. When the traffic cop checked the man’s driver’s license, he said, “You’re wearing glasses on your ID and you’re not now. I’m going to have to give you a ticket.”

The driver said, “Officer, I have contacts.”

The cop said, “Look, buddy, I don’t care who you know, … I’m giving you a ticket.”

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About Mike Hampton

Community worker, activist and promoter in Knysna, the prettiest town in South Africa. Avid blogger and owner of Love Knysna which includes the websites Knysna Keep, Knysna Crime Watch, Knysna Schools and Knysna Website Design. He's the founder of Love Knysna Projects, a voluntary association aiming to put educational smiles on children and bring the community of Knysna closer together.

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