Joke: No Dogs Allowed at 34 South

No Dogs Allowed in RestaurantThere were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, “Let’s go over to 34 South and get something to eat.”

The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”

The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, “Just follow my lead.”

They walk over to 34 South on the Knysna Waterfront. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk into the restaurant. Manager Mike, at the door, says, “I’m so sorry but no pets are allowed.”

The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog.”

Manager Mike says, “A Doberman Pinscher?”

He answers, “Yes, they’re using them now; they’re very good and protect me from robbers, too.”

Manager Mike says, “Come on in.”

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, “What the heck,” so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.

Once again, Manager Mike looks apologetic when he says, “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.”

The guy with the Chihuahua says, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”

Manager Mike pauses in disbelief…”A Chihuahua?”

The man with the Chihuahua says, “A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?????!


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