Joke: Golfer Dies and Goes to Heaven

Golfing in the roughA scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway at the Conrad Pezula’s championship golf course. The ball hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball but trees surround it. He’s pissed, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can. It bounces off a tree back at the golfer’s head and kills him.

He arrives in heaven and God himself is at the Pearly Gates to greet him. Looking up his records, God sees that the guy a golfer and says, “Are you any good?”

The golfer looks at God and says, “I got here in two, didn’t I?”

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About Mike Hampton

Community worker, activist and promoter in Knysna, the prettiest town in South Africa. Avid blogger and owner of Love Knysna which includes the websites Knysna Keep, Knysna Crime Watch, Knysna Schools and Knysna Website Design. He's the founder of Love Knysna Projects, a voluntary association aiming to put educational smiles on children and bring the community of Knysna closer together.

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