A few days before her birthday, a Sparrebosch husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?”
Wife: “I really don’t think I should say.”
Husband: “How about a diamond ring?”
Wife: “I don’t care much for diamonds.”
Husband: “Well, then, a mink coat?”
Wife: “You know I do not like furs – poor animals!”
Husband: “A golden necklace?”
Wife: “I already have three of them.”
Husband: “Well, gosh, what do you want?”
Wife: “What I’d really like is a divorce…”
Husband: “Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much!”
Agent for rock 'n roll, social activist, avid blogger and owner of Love Knysna. Projects include Knysna Keep and Knysna Crime Watch which seek truth and transparency from Knysna's leaders. Knysna Schools is a directory for parents seeking information. Knysna Website Design aims to bring Knysna businesses and organizations online cheaply. 
