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Husband and wife jokeA few days before her birthday, a Sparrebosch husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?”

Wife: “I really don’t think I should say.”

Husband: “How about a diamond ring?”

Wife: “I don’t care much for diamonds.”

Husband: “Well, then, a mink coat?”

Wife: “You know I do not like furs – poor animals!”

Husband: “A golden necklace?”

Wife: “I already have three of them.”

Husband: “Well, gosh, what do you want?”

Wife: “What I’d really like is a divorce…”

Husband: “Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much!”

About Mike Hampton

Fierce lover of Knysna, the prettiest town in South Africa. Activist, avid writer and founder of Love Knysna and Knysna Website Design. Community worker through Love Knysna Projects, a voluntary association aiming to put educational smiles on children and bring the community of Knysna closer together.


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