Finally, Knysna’s main street was getting a much-needed facelift. There was no way the foreman was going to let his shift fall behind lest he fall on the bad side of the Municipal Manager. This week, the foreman had 2 guys working under him. One would dig a hole – dig, dig, dig. The other [...]
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There’s a new vegetable on the market in Knysna. It can be bought at the fruit & veg shop opposite Oldes Pub. It’s called CHICKEN:)
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A man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Knysna Art Gallery. However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out of its location at the Old Gaol, he was captured only one block away when his van ran out of petrol right in front of the Knysna Police Station. [...]
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A Knysna businessman went into the dentist in Grey Street and asked: “How much will it cost to have teeth taken out?” “R900″ said the dentist. “That’s ridiculous” said the businessman. “I could lose the assistant so it would cost R600,” countered the dentist. “That’s still too expensive,” said the businessman. “If I don’t use [...]
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After 3 friends die in a car crash on White Bridge in Knysna, they find themselves at the gate to heaven where Archangel Paul awaits them with the question: “When you are in your coffin, what would you like to hear your friends and family saying about you?” Georlene says, “I would like to hear [...]
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In the holidays, i had a giggle when seeing this sign at the Leisure Island Coffee Shop:
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A diet specialist was addressing an audience at the Wellness Centre in Fichat Street: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks easts your stomach lining. Asian food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets…well, you all know [...]
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A few days before her birthday, a Sparrebosch husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?” Wife: “I really don’t think I should say.” Husband: “How about a diamond ring?” Wife: “I don’t care much for diamonds.” Husband: “Well, then, a mink coat?” Wife: “You know I do not like furs [...]
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A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway at the Conrad Pezula’s championship golf course. The ball hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball but trees surround it. He’s pissed, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as [...]
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